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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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On the plus side
All that cash he generated got looted by Ethopian paramilitaries, thus starving the millions he aimed to save. So in effect you would have been sponsoring terrurrizm and mass famine. Chin up, it's only egg on the 'doff's face, not yours :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:47, 2 replies)
Bob "tax avoidance" Geldof?
No great loss there. Live Aid sounds dull.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:59, closed)
I remember watching it on Telly when I was 6
And throwing up on the brown living room carpet from eating too many sweets. There's an irony in there somewhere.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:05, closed)
They never were any good
Tell me why I don't like Mondays

I'll fuckin tell you why
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:12, closed)
Well he has another reason not to like Mondays now

(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:57, closed)
Except that report was bollocks.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:58, closed)

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