Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I wish I'd had the foresight to use my favourite comedy website as a dating serviceI could have been married to a gin-raddled mental with arms thicker than my waist by now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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oh man ... he really has got under your skin, hasn't he?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:59,
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He's wearing him as a skin suit.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:20,
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you sound a bit upset m8(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:13, closed)
Careful, he's going Full Fathelme,(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:28,
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Nah, it's just a jokeLike on Top Gear - puerile, yet cathartic
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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^upset about being single and nearly 40^(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:53,
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Could be worse They could be married to you, just saying xxx
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 23:49,
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