Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Hahahayeah. Loads of people bought islands by sitting on trademark domain names.Wait ... I don't mean loads of people, do I? I mean absolutely nobody ever. You dick.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:10,
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Oi, Doc! Shams! Shamboooooooooo!Go on, tell us about the time you missed the opportunity to punch someone in their worthless wordy throat for a post they made on QOTW.
Oh no, wait....That didn't happen, did it? EVER.
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IslandsThanks shambolic internet sage, you've set my tortured mind at rest.
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if you'd been a couple of years earlier and registered a bunch of two or three letter .coms you could be driving your Ferrari off the back of your yacht into Monte Carlobut that's like saying 'oh if I'd bought Microsoft shares at threepence each ...'
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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Your recent edit to add 'trademark''Nestle' is a common word ('Nestlé' is the trademarked name), 'Mars' a planet and 'nurse' a job description. I'd have been well within my rights to register any of them. Remember 'apple.co.uk'? That was owned by the illustration agency until the computer company recently made them an offer sufficiently generous to persuade them to relinquish it.
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Yeah, that offer went along the lines of "give us it or we'll bankrupt you with a frivolous lawsuit that we can afford to drag out for years."(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 17:01,
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leave the poor dopper alonehe genuinely thinks he missed out on a fortune
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 17:05,
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8" cockYou're never poor with a dopper.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dopper
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subjectI like that you use the Subject: line for an actual subject. Very 1990s.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 9:46,
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No. Especially none of these lotthenextweb.com/shareables/2013/08/13/15-of-the-most-expensive-domains-of-all-time/
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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You'd even get some change.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:51,
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Scotland? And freeze to death?
www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/saba-bay-parcels
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:54,
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Not bad, but if you can't simultaneously freeze to death whilst getting eaten alive by clouds of midges, where's the fun?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 11:33,
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Yerr. Lots of company trademarks in that list. Derp.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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Nice. Added the word 'trademark' 8hrs later.We all saw.
You poor thing, it must be hard being made to look so foolish, so regularly.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 14:37,
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That last one is fucking retarded.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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some people just can't be trusted with tens of millions of dollars, bd(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 14:20,
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