Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Haha. Only kidding. Loser.Incidentally, if you were a maths prodigy you'd probably understand that being in the top few percent doesn't make you a prodigy. Just saying like.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 18:05,
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Dramatic effect, innit.If I were here to boast, "I used to be smart as a kid but am now depressingly average" is a pretty crappy effort.
I'm sure I could do better than that.
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You mean they don't give out the Fields Medal to people who once did quite well on a test that was meant for kids a couple of years older? :((
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:55,
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