Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Back in the days when I had an office job, I once got into trouble with my boss over a bulk order of formal garments.....for professionals responsible for adjusting the pitch of one or many tones from musical instruments to establish typical intervals between these tones. Turns out the stupid cunt has walked past the container holding said items. Yes, it was a case of missed hopper, tuner ties.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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if it was a golf store they could have been tuner tees?or tees, short for tee shirts?
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or fish-flavoured beverages?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:16,
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Or cups of teas?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:37,
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Who is it that upvotes this pun shit, week-on-week?.
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 7:24,
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