Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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If it moves and it shouldn't:Grab it's nose and squeeze.
If it doesn't move and it should: shove ginger up it's arse.
(stolen from QI)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:52, 3 replies)
Hmm...I was looking for a more effective way to get my kids out of bed in the morning.
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SteamedCleaner, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:02,
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They stole the ginger thing from Terry Pratchett's rather excellent Night WatchOr the other way round, I don't know
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:16, closed)
While I appreciate Mr Pratchett...The idea is actually older than him, may be from Shake-rod, gingering horses is old...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:41, closed)
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