Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Don't play golf in your bedroomI was told about a fantastic bodger in the making, a friend of ours teenage son.
His parents were on holiday and he was enjoying his new golf club that he got for his birthday. A couple of swings later and there is a large hole in his freshly decorated bedroom.
A plan forms in his mind. Locating an A4 piece of paper and some sellotape he patches the hole. Looks a bit obvious though.....He goes to the garage and finds the paint that they recently used for painting his bedroom. Slap a bit of paint on there, no-one will ever know.......
Apart from the second the parent's get home and the sister grasses him up.
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Ok, I won't play golf in my are bedromm.(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:41, closed)
*bedroom(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:13, closed)
Fukk!Guilyy as chargdd.
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Phai'll(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:09, closed)
DamnitDon't post stories pissed.
I do know the difference between Your and You're! Honest!
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Ruiner!You've edited it.
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