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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Another wanna be /talk nobber.

show him the ways of the troll shambo.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:42, closed)
Dr. Shambolic has nothing to do with me
You, however, appear to have no fucking clue what trolling is.
What he did was so irresponsible and so dangerous to himself and everyone in the vicinity, that it invites someone to comment on how stupidly bad it is.

From looking at your previous exchange with 'Shambo' above makes you come across as a whining little nobody and for you to think that I'm in cahoots with him simply because I also commented negatively on a thoroughly stupid idea isn't really doing yourself any favours.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:49, closed)
Because Fris my darling, your rubbish little tirade is on a par with shambos verbal bullshit that he spreads.

Albert at least has posted interesting stories, where as you fris my lovely have posted fuck all apart from bitchy little comments. Run along and play with your /talk friends you wanna be.

Here is some of your other oh so witty retorts
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:54, closed)
Does Fris troll
wanna biccy as well?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)
I have been bested by the search function.
Oh White Knight, how may I ever repent for my indiscrection?
Shall I fellate my fellow QOTWer for inane dullardry as well, and then demonstrate my superb link-clicking skills to prove my point that I, too, am a fucking moron for thinking I'm oh so very clever?

Does Emperor Fuckface want to learn what Trolling is before defending his retarded brethren when a fair comment is posted?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)
you are such a perfect puppet (or muppet) to kiss
the vagina of shambo.

Your little mad quote is so original (without using google searches for "witty retorts") and shambo now feels safe to spout shit when he is pulling your strings. xx

Have another biccy mongtard.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:36, closed)
While I can't possibly fathom what drives you
I sympathise with your plight.
Go to bed, show your homework to your kids/parents, let them tell you how much of a gibbering wet fucking flannel of a person you're being, take the opportunity to get a fucking grip, and if you still feel need to berate me in the morning, just drop me a line and I'll deal with you directly.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:00, closed)
Damn straight.
How dare people post comments on a website that invites comments? Everyone knows that the Reply button is only there for show.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:04, closed)
It's political correctness gone MAD.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:14, closed)
Mutually Assured Dullardry
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:16, closed)
Oh, Mr. Coward, you are a one!

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)
Piss off, you.
The tip of my knife broke off, and I lost it in my vein.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:26, closed)
Don't you oppress me!

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:27, closed)
I post on this website for sympathy, understanding and personal validation, and all I get is people taking the mick.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31, closed)
Fuck off back to /qotw.
Oh ... oh right.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:39, closed)

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40, closed)
Oh Hai Pfft
Please give me another cracker mummy. fris hungry for people on /talk to like.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:37, closed)

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