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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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From what I can gather
Quite a funny story about a home-made rocket gone wrong.

A chemical formula. Shouts of 'hippy'.

OPs story was shot down mainly due to long-held animocity from other members. Mainly due to previous posting that seems to have gone down in b3ta folklore about taking applicant's CVs and using them to 'hack' in to their personal email accounts and look at pervy pics. Wow.

Pedantic argument surrounding trolls, flames and probably D16s/bonus cards

Then there's been a barrage of people with/against "Shambo" (number 5?), then further comments defending/ridiculing placement within Camp Shambolic, lebelling them 'wannabes'.

Fucking hectic and yet alluringly good.

*Edit* Erm, or at least it was.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:33, closed)
That's about the size of it.
Except the OP's story was shot down purely because it's the story of an irresponsible chav prick setting fire to caustic soda in a crowded place. I only found out later that he had previous form as a creepy stalker.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:45, closed)
In fairness
An in light of other posts, and in fact in light of the post that started all this, I wouldn't have thought that a great deal of thought had gone in to it, ie I don't think he realised that it was caustic soda; more that it simply burned for longer than a can of Lynx (I'm a Right Guard man myself).

I'd say that the caustic (fnarr) reaction from other b3tans has probably made him realise that raining acidy death from above is not ideal.

Skim-read it originally and missed the bit about there being kids there. Silly sausage. I assumed it was just a bunch of pissed mates, Jackass-style.

I say save a little hatred for the 'organiser' who let it happen in the first place.

I think I just wasted 5 mins of my replying.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:29, closed)
Wasting time? On b3ta? Heaven forfend.
I suspect you're dead wrong about him learning a lesson though. He seems to take pride in being a moron. I quote:

"Thing is...
I don't mind notoriety."

A tragically common trait among the Jeremy Kyle generation.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:38, closed)
I've come up with some specatularly stupid comments/actions
but none that have been accompanied with such arrogance and derision as he showed.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:10, closed)
You're actually revelling in this brief moment of not being the most annoying adolescent on the b3tanet, aren't you?

I'd knuckle you on the head if I didn't think I'd catch Ultimate Lurgy.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, closed)
for doing a sum up, mate.
When I have a couple of hours I'll have a look through all the replies.
Personally I can't be doing with all trolling, flaming, penguin tossing etc. Far too much effort for not a lot.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:01, closed)
understand the concept of multiple-dimensions / setting up my fucking NAS drive more!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:31, closed)
Don't start
I'm trying to migrate from MS Exchange2003 to 2010....

Long days.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)
How the f*** did I get dragged into this I haven't said a thing !!

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:00, closed)
You're such a terrible bully that you can bully people without even being there.
You've ruined the entire internet for everybody, you monster.

*runs off sobbing*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 18:58, closed)
That may be it.
If I have that effect without making any discernible effort I may just make everybody's day and fuck off completely.

*contacts ISP to cancel broadband*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:48, closed)
Your fanclub isn't as tedious as mine either.
I hate you.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, closed)
Thanks for the PM now I know I am not just BGN to you. xx
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:40, closed)
Get a job shambo or at least
do something that does not bore half the
internet you retard.

BTW I love your new puppet fris qc, his lack of grace and social finesse is such a breath of fresh air to you catastrophic attempts at humour.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, closed)
You didn't
Relax, the QOTW will be over by tomorrow and this will all be a distant memory.

Then it will start again
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:17, closed)

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