
Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."
How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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so I decided to have a nice mid-afternoon wanking session. This was back in the day when there was no free net porn and one had to make do with your own imagination. I had been edging for about an hour and decided to up the stimulus but with what?
I went to micturate and there next to the taps was the very thing to up the masturbation ante, Macleans Original Fresh Mint toothpaste. Applying the product liberally to my willy I decided to use the lubricant properties to finish the job off quickly and because the mint was causing a bit of heat. I had my eyes closed and I promptly reached orgasm. All was good. In fact, not a bad wank at all.
No, all was not so good. On staring down at my wilting penis and hand they were both covered in blood, white toothpaste turning the mess a lurid pink. It had not occurred to me that the menthol would cause the blood vessels to erupt in this manner but they did. It was quite a shock to see my penis in such a sorry state and I was disgusted.
I say disgusted. . .
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:32, 8 replies)

( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:37, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/post433833
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 15:03, closed)

I say near, about 10 miles. Toothpaste and sand, how marvellous.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:09, closed)

...the one that is sufficiently abrasive to remove plaque from teeth in daily use.
Shrewd move, cock.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:10, closed)

( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:26, closed)

There's no need to thank me.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:43, closed)

Nothing is going to beat toothpaste wankdeath unless Club Chinless Self-loathing start posting self portraits. And not even you cunts deserve that.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:22, closed)

Still curly down there.
There are a couple more grey ones if that means anything.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 20:47, closed)
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