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Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."

How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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This one time I fell off my million pound Chelsea scooter that hasn't been invented yet and scraped my face off on the driveway of one of my mansions
It was so sore that I hacked my own b3ta account and sent myself a picture of myself doing a big sexy flounce. Yadda yadda Marshmallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:32, 11 replies)
Wait a minute....
there was no Marshmallow! You're a phoney!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:45, closed)
If you could pad this out to a dozen paragraphs,
it'd be as though he never left.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:06, closed)
If I'm here for more than 30 seconds at a time I have to kill a puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 18:09, closed)
Any five minutes of your day:

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 1:57, closed)
Fuck
Thats a fuckton of dead dogs
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:14, closed)
Zero so far.
Some of us can type.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:56, closed)
I prefer
to mash the keyboard until my typing wand arrives
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:04, closed)
Yeah, people who use words are dicks.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 1:36, closed)
I'm sorry,
but would you mind responding through the medium of dance?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:01, closed)
ALBERT AL AKHBAH!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:30, closed)
ALBERT AL AKHBAH!
Is he president of Egypt yet?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:14, closed)

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