Sorry for the rapist
but I'll tell this one again because I think its relevant innit.
A friend of mine had some problem with his a-hole, and even though he had applied cream, he was in a lot of discomfort, so he begged his wife to take a look.
She peered over; 'I can't see anything'.
'Please', he said, 'its agony. You must be able to see something wrong?'
So she leant right in, and POW!, he broke wind, splattering her face with arse cream. She later reported that as he farted she could see right into the pink flesh of his guts.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 22:25, 3 replies)

I'd have done that.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 23:22, closed)

My mate comes from Barnsley
and suffered terribly with piles. Unable to stand the torment he went to the chemist and hailed the assistant.
"Excuse me mate does tha sell arse cream?"
"Yeah mate" he replied "Does tha want a magnum or a cornetto?"
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:59, closed)

lol

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:32, closed)