circumcision
I was in hospital wearing my backless gown and paper pants waiting to go into surgery to have my foreskin removed. Wake up later in my hospital bed in my gown, off my face on morphine, minus my paper pants. I had a quick check of the little man and thought "that doesn't look too bad" but could feel something stuck to my balls. Pulled it out to find my paper pants, ripped and completely soaked in my own blood.
I freaked out.
(i should've been a lefty but Elvis said no, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 19:36, 4 replies)

How do you know it was your blood?
You could've just had a very clumsy surgeon.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 20:39, closed)

Or how did you know it wasn't from your anus and had in fact been bum raped
by YM whilst she was wearing a ten inch strap-on. In fact you thought it was a circumcision but in fat it was a strapondicktome
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 23:37, closed)

Morphine? How big was your foreskin?
I got a slow release Ibuprofen and a local anaesthetic "ring block", the administering of the latter being the most unpleasant experience of my life to date by some considerable margin.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 13 Jul 2013, 0:28, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 10:51, closed)