cure for stinky feet
My feet used to stink so badly, I could clear a room by taking my shoes off and my trainers used to make me retch.

My brother in law told me about an unlikely sounding but genuine cure. Get a tube of Nivea nappy cream. Here in France it translates as "protective cream for nappy changing"...dunno what its called in UK. Its a very thick white cream that I believe has Zinc in it. Anyway, wash and dry your feet, smear it all over your soles and between your toes, put clean socks on and carry on as normal. Wash and dry at night. It feels weird at first, but you get used to it. Do this every day and within a week or so your feet will no longer stink. I did this maybe 2 years ago now and its rare for me to get rank feet anymore....a couple of days with the cream soon sorts them again if they do start to pong again.
(dave likes cheese, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 20:49, 2 replies)

That's down to the zinc oxide - it's a good non-irritating anti-bacterial agent.
If you can't find Nivea nappy cream, Sudocrem will work just as well, or any other brand of zinc & castor cream for that matter.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 21:26, closed)

Comedy gold.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:14, closed)

alright DOZERTRON!
That post needs 50 more words, a comedy "waveform" and absolute ignorance of how wave-based phenomena actually work.

For bonus points, make some kind of allusion to my imaginary bedsit.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:19, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:24, closed)

Oh man, it's just like the real thing.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:26, closed)

i may be able to do this one or two nights
as long as i got pissed enough to forget i was wearing socks. due to the massive second toes on each foot, socks cause a scrunching effect which gives me foot cramp. i don't actually own a pair of socks, which doesn't help with the smell :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:14, closed)