I gained a lot of weight after devoting my every waking moment to winning arguments on the internet.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:33, 8 replies)

Because you became AN INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT, right?
As if there's any other sort.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:48, closed)

There's something wonderfully liberating about wallowing in your own discarded takeaway cartons and filth.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:55, closed)

I generally treat myself to a day off for my birthday.
I have spent it in my pants, listening to dub and metal at high volume, drinking beer and surfing the net.

It is quite, quite wonderful.

But not something I'd like to do for more than a day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:31, closed)

I once treated a hangover by sitting in my pants and eating an entire massive sherry trifle I'd prepared for visitors.
I was still in my pants when they arrived. I'm the world's best hostess.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)

That's impressive.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:07, closed)

should have been me in the papers with the money and the girls
I could've been the heavyweight champion of the .. internet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:52, closed)

Terrible bullying of The Whole Internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:59, closed)

I'm afraid you're quite wrong there.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:51, closed)