So I was at a Suzanne Vega gig at Glastonbury.
Sitting cross-legged (natch) and rolling a spliff (MASSIVE DRUGS).

I totes got a paper cut off the rizla. It stung a little bit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:35, 11 replies)

Tell 'em about the magma-esque soap bar blim burns on your fav T-shirt.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:20, closed)

Oh man. They were like well lol
I dint care, though. Peeps would be like "What's with your cool t-shirt, bro?" and I'd be all casual like and just say, "Oh they're just hot rock burns. From the hot rocks. Like, from all the cannabis joints of hash I smoke, like."

All casual, like - because I do loads of drugs I just don't notice it any more or anything.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:40, closed)

Datz a propa mint story str8 from da street their bro'

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:27, closed)

didn't the Goldie lookin Chain cover this?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:04, closed)

Suzanne Vega?
You big girl's blouse.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:48, closed)

Well I was trying to get to do sex onto the girl I went with.
Does that count for anything?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:53, closed)

I dunno.
What's sex?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:56, closed)

It's a delicate trade.
Probably that makes it OK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:57, closed)

My name is Rizla
I made Vagabond's finger sore
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 22:11, closed)

I am sitting at the concert and I'm looking for a king skin
I can see one over yonder but I can't be arsed to get it
So I ask my mate to do so but he doesn't really listen
So I have to build a frankie and it's doing my head in
Da da daa da da da daa da da da daa da da da daa da ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:50, closed)

Reminds me
I was monumentally pissed and stoned at Glastonbury and Beth Orton came on

even though I couldn't move prior to that..... I moved
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:10, closed)