Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Unfortunate tattooI'm completely unmodified in any way, shape or form, save for the time I've invested at the local gym and a smattering of scars earned by washing up, falling off bikes, drunken shortcuts home and the occasional operation.
A few years back, ex-Mrs PJM decided to surprise me one day as her local tattoo parlour was specialising in so called "temporary tattoos" which wore off after five years.
They'd done what was meant to be a panther on her back, which looked more like an overweight tabby to me but she went one further and rolled up her sleeve to reveal some oriental script on her shoulder. "That's your name in Cantonese!" she exclaimed proudly. Hey ho, after five years they'll wear off...
One acrimonious divorce and eight years later the tats show no sign of fading...
Bwahahahaha!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 10:45, Reply)
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