Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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I've been inked.I have a tattoo on my arse.
It's of a policeman, holding a torch, pointing upwards, towards the 'crack'.
The copper on my arse has a speech bubble. It says.
'Come down Mr Brown, we know you are up there'.
I thought it was funny at the time, I no longer think it's funny, partly because for about 6 months after I had it done, loads of people (including strangers) wanted to see it, therefore, I spent the best part of half a year 'mooning' in various pubs, clubs, bars and airport.
Well, not airports, but you know what I mean.
I'm new here, and I apologise.
Still, it's 'goodbye, new-bi Tuesday' or however it is the song went.
Length and girth are both minimal.
Hello everyone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 13:50,
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