Body Mods
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Navel piercing. Now available in septic...
Back in t'day when Sylia was at school, & pierced belly-buttons had just come into fashion with the chav crowd, the class dipstick decided she would pierce her own.
With an unsanitised sewing needle. Without anaesthetic. And then put a cheap gold-plated butterfly-backed ear-stud in there. Quite possibly setting a new world record for 'shortest time taken to turn anything green, ever' in the process.
Did give us a good laugh though.
Insertlengthjokehere
( , Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:32, Reply)
Back in t'day when Sylia was at school, & pierced belly-buttons had just come into fashion with the chav crowd, the class dipstick decided she would pierce her own.
With an unsanitised sewing needle. Without anaesthetic. And then put a cheap gold-plated butterfly-backed ear-stud in there. Quite possibly setting a new world record for 'shortest time taken to turn anything green, ever' in the process.
Did give us a good laugh though.
Insertlengthjokehere
( , Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:32, Reply)
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