Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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A friend of mine...Decided she was going to get a couple of butterflies tattooed on her arse to impress her hubby.
So she headed down to the tattooist, & asked him to get to work.
On recounting the story the next day she informed me that the tattooist had told her he wasn't much good at drawing butterflies, & suggested she get a couple of bees instead.
After mulling it over for a while, she decided to go for it.
Upon returning home, she proudly unveiled the new work to her husband. "Very nice, dear", said he. "But who the fucking hell is Bob?"
/coat
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Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:40,
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