Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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A mate of mine came over one dayand complained of the fact that his nip piercing has gone septic. Everytime he so much as brused his chest aginst anything, he'd start bouncing arund in pain.
'Why don't you take it out?' I ask.
'It's been there so long, I can't remember how to take it out!' He says.
I tell him to give me a look and discover that this poor sod's nip had grown to the size of a bloody thimble. After trying to unscrew the end of the bar, with no luck, I get another friend to hold him while I cut the end of the bar off with my super strong elecrical sidecutters (snips) causing poor Phil to go white faced and look pretty faint. Then it was a simple case of remove the remains of the bar (the end was a little sharp from the snip, but his nipple was fucked anyway), let him squeeze out the pus (which turned out to be the reason his nip had got so big) and dose in liberal amounts of TCP, which probably hurt more than the rest of the whole ordeal!
Poor Phil.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 0:33,
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