Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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The Royal Prince AlbertA while back, I decided to get a Prince Albert. Fucked if I know why, I was probably going to put my keys on it for a laugh or something.
But anyway, I've gone through having a needle through my cock, and the long, sex-deprived healing period, but I was eventually the proud owner of a Cock piercing with a captive bead ring in it.
But what happens the first time I'm getting some action after getting it? The fucking bead comes loose, and it Gets caught on her flap Piercing, and on the next back-stroke, naught is heard but scream and me cursing extremely loudly. So I look down, and its a fucking horror story down there - And seeing me grimace at the sight, she takes one look at it, and proceeds to throw up.
All over our Still-entangled bits.
And then she subsequently passed out cold. So what did I do? The same thing Any self-respecting B3tard would do - I unhooked the piercings, and fucking legged it.
(Apologies for length)
(, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 3:24, Reply)
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