Body Mods
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Straight from the tattoo parlour, my sister did that terribly cute
'guess what my tat is and I'll show you RIGHT NOW!' thing, in the middle of town one day.
Easy, I said. A scorpion, because Scorpios are proud of their birthsign and they love scorpions.
She was furious. 'How did you know that? You don't even BELIEVE in astrology!'
Maybe not, dear sister, but I know YOU do.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2006, 9:21, Reply)
'guess what my tat is and I'll show you RIGHT NOW!' thing, in the middle of town one day.
Easy, I said. A scorpion, because Scorpios are proud of their birthsign and they love scorpions.
She was furious. 'How did you know that? You don't even BELIEVE in astrology!'
Maybe not, dear sister, but I know YOU do.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2006, 9:21, Reply)
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