Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Fucksocks. Bitch.I loved my wife with all my heart. So much so that I got a tatoo of a wedding photo of her on my left shoulder. It's a real work of art. Beautiful.
Then she left me.
Try getting a shag with a picture of your ex-wife staring right at your new partner.
Bollocks. Bitch. Still ruining my sex life a year after she left.
(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 9:32, Reply)
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