Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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I Still Say They're For Chavs......
But I've a good friend - Tourettes is her name, who has a cracking tattoo. She's a rabid fan of The Macc Lads and wanted Chips & Gravy (after the famous song, Beer, Sex, Chips & Gravy) tattooed on her shoulder. But she wanted it in Chinese. So she toddled off down the local Chinese chippy and asked the chap down there to draw out "chips and gravy" in Chinese characters. Not being entirely thick, she took the drawing to another Chinese chippy and asked them what it meant. They said chips and gravy. (She was worried that the first Chinese guy might have put down something like "stupid tart" for a laugh)
So all that done, she buggered off to the local tattoo parlour and she now sports "Chips & Gravy" in Chinese on her shoulder.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 16:03,
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