Body Mods
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Oh wait!
I DID go through a huge life-altering scarification ritual to celebrate a rite of passage:
It's called childbirth and I have a huge fuckoff scar from my fourchette back into the meat of my left buttock from having Destructo-Boy. His head was 39 cm 'round. The doctor saw about a palm's worth of head as I was pushing and turned away to put on her gloves. Then, >POP< Destructo's head spanged out all at once.
Took two years to heal to the point sex wasn't teethgrittingly painful.
( , Tue 5 Dec 2006, 5:06, Reply)
I DID go through a huge life-altering scarification ritual to celebrate a rite of passage:
It's called childbirth and I have a huge fuckoff scar from my fourchette back into the meat of my left buttock from having Destructo-Boy. His head was 39 cm 'round. The doctor saw about a palm's worth of head as I was pushing and turned away to put on her gloves. Then, >POP< Destructo's head spanged out all at once.
Took two years to heal to the point sex wasn't teethgrittingly painful.
( , Tue 5 Dec 2006, 5:06, Reply)
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