Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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not strictly gone wrong but...my first tattoo (took up lower quarter of my back) I had lasted four hours, starting at 11 o'clock in the morning (would NOT advise this) resulting in me waddling back to the car and whimpering whilst taking ten minutes to put on my seatbelt. Also imprinted beautifully onto my new top, dispite being wrapped up like a sarnie in clingfilm (also not advised as i later found out)... Oh and dont tell your dad about this newly aquired tattoo when he's distinctly told you for the past 18 years not to get one, at least untill its healed, they seem to be amazingly accurate in where to give you a congratulatory slap...
Also had a garden fork in my head when i was 8 apparently the idiot who threw it was practising javelin while i was sat minding my own business making daisy chains... as you do, no hospital, no drama just my head being stuck in a freezing sink for half an hour, so if my head were ever to be shaved i would have four beautifully aligned scars across my crown...snazzy.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:27, Reply)
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