
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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But the second set had to have one done twice because the clasp didn't click on right. Which is boring, so have a story I read in a teenie magazine years ago - it went something like this:
"A couple of years ago I was mad on Take That and one day I scratched ROBBIE WILLIAMS into my arm with a compass and filled it with ink thinking it would make a tattoo. It went septic and I had to go to the hospital to get some tablets to get the swelling down. It's still there and I can't stand him now."
I just love the image of some girl who's probably about 25 by now wandering around with "ROBBIE WILLIAMS" tattooed on her arm in wobbly letters.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, Reply)
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