Hang on, I remember something!
Just read a previous post about pregnant chavettes and despite the fact I had thought a chavette was some kind of car, I got the picture and it reminded me of this idiot American girl I met years ago while she was "backpacking around Australia"*
She had a tattoo below her belly button of a woman in a lotus position with her hands upraised "so that when I'm pregnant one day the earth mother can help hold my burden."
Ran into someone who knew her years later who told me with great delight that when the twit had eventually fallen pregnant, the Earth mother had other plans.
One arms stretched out about twice as long as the other, the side of her head ballooned and the lotus position wound up looking like a cheap Bangkok strip show stunt.
And apparently it didn't return to normal after she gave birth so now she has some strange picture that looks like a cross between the Elephant man, Mr Fantastic of the Fantastic 4 and a Thai hooker about to shoot a basketball out of her arse. Yay!
* This girl's version of backpacking was to arrive in Australia with an equally dippy friend, buy a Kombi van and then drive from Sheraton hotel to Sheraton hotel where she had, through her Sheraton executive father, secured free suites at every location. Roughing it indeed.
( difficultchild, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:12, Reply)