This book changed my lifeThe Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.
What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?
Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable
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chthonic, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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Cosmopolitan, Glamour and More magazines.Once you've filtered through the tripe, the celebrity bitching, the 'this person is too fat', 'this person is too skinny', and 'this person looks like crocodile dundee's handbag' as well as the real life articles, you get to the sexy bit.
The sex tips are good, you can learn a thing or two about clitoral hoods, certain positions hitting the right spot and so on, but these seem to be on a loop. There doesn't seem to be alot of variety to the g-spot/clitoral stimulation stuff.
But I particular I love the sexy stories, much better than actual porn, they're nicer, usually with a tiny bit of story and romance thrown in, and they're woman friendly too.
But damn me, it's hard to wank while reading.
Watch out for paper cuts, people.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:14,
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Just when I thinkit's getting a bit highbrow with genuine tales of derring do and mischief, you're there with a tale of self manipulation.
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It has to be done, al, it has to be done.Also, ladies magazines show more naked female flesh than the male counterpart FACT.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:22,
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pftthe sexy stories in those mags are rubbish! Get on to literotica. With a laptop and a wireless connection you can be hands-free in the comfort of your own bed. Allegedly.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:27,
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I haven't read them for a few years.People keep going on about this literotica stuff, but I am escared, this is the internet after all.
Will you hold my (other) hand...?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:29,
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gotta love literoticabut scrolling with your left hand is quite tricky
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AARGH!I hate these magazines with a passion because of the attitudes they support.
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RadioElectric, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47,
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@alThis poses no issue for me.
Vive le Southpaw!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51,
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@BossBut, who holds your balls?
...you can't wank without someone holding them, surely. That's just wrong.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:02,
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^^MFOTFABL
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