Roger's Profanisaurus
It's certainly expanded my vocabulary, if nothing else.

Favourite phrases that spring to mind:

Swamp Donkey: Female not overly endowed with physical beauty

Firkeyfoodling: Tudor foreplay

Clam jousting: A fanular encounter between two ladies afflicted with lesbism.

Get up them stairs: A gentleman's instructions to his wife which indicates that he has finished eating, drinking and watching football, and now wishes to retire to the bedroom to make an ungainly and flatulent attempt at sexual intercourse.

Etc.

There's loads more, but I really should get back to doing some work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:16, 14 replies)

^^
Motorbike Kickstand - a nocturnal erection that stops you rolling over onto your stomach.

Back Wheels - another term for bollocks, as in; "What a gob, She even got my back wheels in"
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, closed)

@ Boss
My mates (when we were recently camping for the weekend) would nonchalantly mention that they were 'off to wash the back wheels' before disappearing toward the shower block.

Imaginative phrasing in common usage. I love it.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, closed)

^^
Shakespearean wordplay at its finest. I love using intelligence for juvenile ends.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, closed)

This one isn't in
But my dad says it all the time: "I'm just off to look down on the unemployed", i.e. "I'm away for a piss".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, closed)

Zuffle
I had that book years ago and went straight to the last page and found 'Zuffle' which is described as:

"To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex."

Classy..
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, closed)

Bifon
That area of flesh between the vagina and anus, upon which your testicles "Biff on" during coitus.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, closed)

I'd forgotton
About Zuffle. 'Tis classy and no mistake.

Also in an edition of Viz - gentleman's cocoa. I don't have the exact definition to hand, but basically it's the act of having a wank just before you retire to bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, closed)

Lucky Pierre
the central participant in a three man bum chain.

The phrase "bum chain" has me snorting in hilarity at my desk as I write.

EDIT: managed to actually post this in the right place now. Am a twat.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, closed)

@ Rakky
I believe that the term used is often 'daisy chain' and that record attempts are made with high numbers / circular link-ups etc. in pron 'spectaculars'.

I haven't actually seen any such thing though (not to my taste) so perhaps an affictionado of gay pron could confirm?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, closed)

Daisy Chains
I always thought these were entirely female....


*Ponders*


*Considers Lemon Party*

*Boaks*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:24, closed)

I've put this up before on a reply
so someone may start to think I'm a cocklover.

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Mantrain

BEWARE!!!! NSFW!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:39, closed)

The Profanisaurus has pride of place in our toilet.
The bits that have me chuckling are the "quotes" from other books using the terms. Books such as "What the Fuck, Jeeves?"
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:09, closed)

oh dear
FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT:- Phrase uttered when driving a car through a particularly tight place at too high a speed.

BUM GOBLIN:- A gnarled malevolent turd that jumps out from behind you
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:13, closed)

I need to read this.
Mr Maladicta has it, but he's not that much of a reader so I suspect it's tucked away in his wardrobe somewhere.
( Maladicta, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:56, closed)