I'm a woman and my fella constantly moves my stuff and "tidies up" in this way
I have had to learn to live with this, or I'd go mad. e.g. I drape a zip-up top over the bannister rail, so that I can grab it on my way out to rush for a train, then when I go to get it, it's gone. Cue frantic searching before I discover it neatly-folded in my wardrobe.

Just clarifying that this isn't just a female thing.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:36, 1 reply)

^ BEARD ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:39, closed)

No, it's true, honest
He says it's because he's an engineer
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:46, closed)

Sorry. I meant that you've married a gay man who is using you to disguise the fact that he's a gay man.
married partnered
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:00, closed)

I'm not short-sighted enough to try and get married; once was bad enough

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:03, closed)

The gayest of *ALL* of the gay men, I would posit.

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:05, closed)