This one was classic stupidity
I went to school with a guy whose parents had made a bundle of money in the USA, then come back to blighty, they had a huuuge mansion type house, anyway they threw a party to celebrate their anniversary, someone's birthday and one of the kids graduating from uni. We were 16 I suppose, and the bar was free (I brushed my teeth with champagne just coz it was free and I could). Anyway one of our mates was a bit of a lightweight (I was well pissed as well), and had to be put to bed, on the way there he projectile vomited on this inch deep red carpet so I took him into the nearest bathroom to clean him up a bit. Me and my other mate Jamie put him in the shower and took his puked on shirt off, which I put in the sink with the taps on. When we looked round the fucker had legged it so we had to go find him (he was in a bedroom down the hallway puking on the floor again). So we picked him up by the hands and feet, but Jamie dropped his hands so I just dragged him giving him quite nasty carpet burns on his back (karma? carpet gets its own back?). When we got back to the bathroom the shirt had plugged the sink and water was cascading onto the floor. The guy who owns the place comes up screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!! THE FUCKING KITCHEN CEILING IS PISSING WATER!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ON THE CARPET!!!" So I had flooded the kitchen. The pissed guy's dad came to pick him up, then they started accusing us of beating him because of the burns on his back. Otherwise it was a totally successful evening.
(mr pete, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 14:35, Reply)