Brain FadeFreddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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Flicks kettle on.Spoons two teaspoons of coffee into the mug.
Stares into space until kettle clicks off.
Empties kettle into jar of coffee.
Swears.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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Or pour kettle into sugar storage canister thing instead of cup. Burn hand & swear a lot.
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Yep.Ever found your coffee in the fridge and your milk in the cupboard?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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Oh yesAlso opened microwave door looking for milk, etc
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My occasional morning brain fart is tipping water out of the kettle onto my cereal :|(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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That'll be a bit strong that will!(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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I'veput kettle on, put coffee in mug, put weetabix in bowl, emptied kettle into bowl
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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