My brother once saw a guy walk out a pub toilet with his cock still out.
(cs1ca, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:39, 9 replies)

I'm guessing this was in Wales?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 7:45, closed)

More likely to be Vauxhall I should imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:03, closed)

True, I was imagining retardation rather than flamboyant homosexuality.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:13, closed)

That's a mistake I never make, dearie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:33, closed)

Aren't they the same thing?
(cs1ca, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:50, closed)

No. People can choose not to be Welsh.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 18:42, closed)

You were that guy, weren't you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:04, closed)

Yes.

Would you like to see my penis?
(cs1ca, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:49, closed)

I knew a bloke who accidentally walked passed a bunch of schoolgirls with his cock out.
He was on the way to the pub and the pupils were all being let out of school for the day. He was oblivious to this until fellow punters asked him what he was playing at.

Same bloke pissed himself on a bar stool. He went to the toilets to clean himself up. Someone followed him in five minutes later to find him stark bollock naked, drying himself and his now drenched clothes (as he'd thoughtfully washed them in the sink) under the hand dryer.

Alcoholismlols.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:54, closed)