Just had a brain fade moment in a meeting...
...and made a joke in front of a load of people who I knew wouldn't find it funny. I'd vowed as soon as I thought of it not to say anything, but I got distracted and let it out.

There's a chap coming in from one of our suppliers to do some training in a couple of weeks. His name is Amran.

"That'll be exciting won't it?" I said "I've never met a talking lion before!"

My manager had to stifle a laugh, but the rest of the room? Stony-faced... I'm not sure if they didn't get it or just thought it was crap, but not even a flicker of a smile.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:23, 8 replies)

Racist.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:36, closed)

Mm-hmm...
Why's that then?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 19:01, closed)

The white hood and the burning crucifix are a bit of a giveaway.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 19:26, closed)

You can't prove anything
That could have been anyone's arse
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:20, closed)

I dunno, it just seemed like the obvious baiting response because you mentioned someone with a vaguely foreign sounding name.
I've kind of given up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 22:23, closed)

Lionist.

(speedevil, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:45, closed)

Bet he's ironist, too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 19:33, closed)

Don't even get me started on those fucking zions...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 8:07, closed)