Probably just me being terminally shit:
On holiday in Prague last week, I went into town on my own one day, thinking I'd walk to the tube instead of 'bussing it, for shits n' giggles.

Half way in I turned around and went back as I'd forgotton my gloves.

Out I went, then back again for my scarf.

Out I went, then back again for a travel ticket off reception.

Out I went, then back again for my camera card.

By the last time I left, the two girls on reception were openly laughing at me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:13, 2 replies)

I'm sure they were laughing with you

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:04, closed)

Was it any of this lot?
www.google.co.uk/search?q=prague+girls&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch

Just say the word and I'm sure somebody would reluctantly volunteer to go and sort them out
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:20, closed)