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Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot

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I NEARLY let him completely slip my mind!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:43, 50 replies)
I'm sure that's really
witty, but your tiresome posting of obscure pictures just gives my adblock finger a short workout.

Are you ever going to stop being a dick, and post something worthwhile?
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:49, closed)
Not bothered at all here, folks.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:50, closed)
talking of
posting the same thing over and over again, hello Braindead. Haven't you gone full blown yet? Can't be long now.
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:52, closed)
Have you really got nothing better to do than post about how you're not bothered about stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03, closed)
He should go post on /OT, there's no pictures there to upset him.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:06, closed)
I hate /OT, they keep posting links there instead of using the links board
I might start complaining to the mods about that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:08, closed)
What happens if my boss sees me looking at links?
These cunts have no consideration.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:09, closed)
There should be a board called /talkaboutkittensandyourlunch
So anyone who is upset online at work can go there. No links, no images, no humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:11, closed)
yeah, you might want to post this in the features request section, just sayin

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:14, closed)
Looks like someone forgot about the chap in the picture and is taking it out on me here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:58, closed)
Classic TTT.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:02, closed)
if you're using adblock then you must be using firefox
so why not use Stylish, write a custom CSS like this

@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {

.post1 IMG, .post2 IMG {display: none}

}

HTH
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03, closed)
VOICE OF REASON RIGHT HERE

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03, closed)
or go to options, you can set which sites are allowed to load images

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:16, closed)
VOICE OF REASON RIGHT HERE
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:16, closed)
or just fucking whine about people posting images, that's another alternative

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:16, closed)
Chompy being hypocritical:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1893428
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:19, closed)
I can't see that, I'm on 2.0

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:26, closed)
See now, if you weren't blocking all the images, you might get the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 19:04, closed)
MODS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:09, closed)
k, I don't like posts in caps lock, reportin this

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:26, closed)
If you're gonna summon the mods you'd better make sure you've got a dog's bumhole ready for them.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:44, closed)
I'm pretty
sure you guys are answering yourselves half the time.

Can I have a cliff notes version of all that? In English?
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:12, closed)
If you could see all the images you'd totally get the jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:40, closed)
Who are these people? I can't quite recall, despite their explicit instructions to the contrary.

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:19, closed)
What is this flower? Swear I used to know...

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:20, closed)
Whilst we're at it, what's the name of that place at 49.6536°N 102.8700°W? Tip of my tongue, I tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:21, closed)
And who is this mystery tennis player? Frustratingly, I just cannot remember.

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:25, closed)

Man, this "being funny on the internet" gig is far easier than I was led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:27, closed)
Apparently not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:04, closed)
:(
You can be really hurtful sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:40, closed)
Is the 2nd one from the left a young Eoin Mclove?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:22, closed)
I got stepped for doing this kind of thing for the 'no self-awareness' qotw, owing (ironically enough) to my crippling, aspergic, lack of self-awareness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:09, closed)

It can't possibly have been worse than the endless Will Self/Nose Elf/whatever references.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:44, closed)
Are they the wombles?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:45, closed)

I can't tell, most of them have their legs crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:46, closed)
B3TH CAN YOU MODERATE THIS POST PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:28, closed)
Fucking hell, Badger
2005 called and they want their joke back.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:28, closed)
A very poignant reference being made here on this, the anniversary of Eazy-E's death.
I, for one, applaud AB's sensitivity as he offers a subtle tribute with his trademark tact and good natured humour.

Clearly anyone saying different is an irredeemable bigot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:56, closed)
Where
are the mods with the step-hammer?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:20, closed)
They're busy over on /board, deleting all the images in case people want to read it work.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:24, closed)
step step step step step
- off.


/antiquated rap lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:28, closed)
I like this better

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:32, closed)
Awesome, will smith is my all time favourite rapper after ant and dec and the bart man

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:08, closed)

He's ok, but he's no Eli.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:24, closed)
Scatman John.
'nuff said.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:27, closed)
Fucking hell, you can't post scat on qotw.
MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:39, closed)
Snow iz da man
Informer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:43, closed)
Complete as his mastery of saying things really quickly might be
I could never get behind someone who looks like a nightmarish chimera of Vanilla Ice and Clive Dunn offering to "lick [my] bum-bum down".

...actually, that might be the safest place to be. Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:58, closed)
Ice, Ice, Baby!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:59, closed)

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