Often work at home so the land-line handset is carried around all day.
Most days I lose it a few times and have to get its mummy to summon it.
One day I took the handset into the kitchen while I made me some lunch.
Later when Mrs jogs came home she found the phone in a kitchen cupboard. After a search she asked me why our black pepper mill was sitting on the base station.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:09, 15 replies)

This really happened.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:35, closed)

Yes indeed, a hilarious Badgerclone replied to a story with one of his terribly original witticisms.
I find that I get you too easily confused with Brayndedd, can one of you do something to differentiate yourself from the other please? Anything would do, but fucking off would be preferred, thanks.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:51, closed)

What if they both fuck off?
You'll be no nearer the truth.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:20, closed)

It is a possibility I could live with
FWIW I liked your story
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:34, closed)

It really happened.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:49, closed)

Well let's not get carried away
I'm not sure I believe that :p
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:54, closed)

It's easy -
Battered was the one who hassled apeloverage so much about posting a picture of his book that he (Battered) actually ended up promoting the said book so well that it's sales skyrocketed.
Oh and he accused Prof. Kenny of having killed Jessie. Cause comedy website lolololol.

BD has a massive fucking chin that he jabs into nearly everything. It's like the mole on Fred Savage's face in that Austin Powers movie - you just can't help but comment on it...

HTH.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:27, closed)

Which ring of fire are you again?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:02, closed)

^^ That one.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 23:18, closed)

The one who spends all his time complaining about jokes on comedy forums...
...oh no, wait., that's not helping.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 0:28, closed)

Yeah that's right
cause poking fun at someones sense of bereavement is well LOL. All the cool kids are doing it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:19, closed)

I believe you.
Honest.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:55, closed)

And yet, YET these motherfuckers will act like they forgot about Dre.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 0:29, closed)

Ha, you should have also said that she tried to answer the phone but answered the pepper instead and it went up her nose and she sneezed so hard that she shat herself.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 22:59, closed)

I would have but that didn't happen.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:52, closed)