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Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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I've never been to Colchester.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:55, 13 replies)
But you've been to paradise?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:56, closed)
...and
Chelsea.
(dchurch bah, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:58, closed)
But you still sell your bum to sailors for pennies, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, closed)
Is that like arse jerky?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:50, closed)
For the right price, it's anything you want.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:10, closed)
*invests*

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:21, closed)

v g
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:29, closed)
I have to pay them these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:35, closed)
I have.
There are lots of car parks. Some of them are close together.
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:56, closed)
Apparently I spend all my time in East Ham
...I'm often told I'm one stop short of Barking...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:59, closed)
Of course you haven't, Colchester is OUTSIDE.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:48, closed)
I was outside when I wrote that.
It was cold but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Colchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:02, closed)
Me neither.
I'd be surprised if you could spare the time away from here quite frankly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:57, closed)

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