Thinks *Ohhh, I fancy a coffee*
*makes coffee*
*walks back into front room and sits down*
*goes to place coffee on coffee table only to find a fresh cup of coffee already there*
*pause for thought*
*drinks 2 cups of coffee in confusion and fear of alzheimer's*
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, 4 replies)

1 girl 2 cups.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:13, closed)

*wonders who angry woman sitting in front of you is*
*remembers you're married*
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, closed)

At least yours was still warm enough to drink.
I only find my forgotten ones when they're stone cold.

There was a species of frog that lived near us in Adelaide called a Pobblebonk.
Sorry, just thought you'd like to know.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:19, closed)

Haha, I may change my name to that.

( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:59, closed)