Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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a mate of minewas trying to steal a traffic bollard from a roundabout near our halls of residence when a police car pulle up and the usual 'ello 'ello 'ello routine proceded with them asking him what he was doing.
In his drink enduced state of mind he quickly found a stick nearby the bollard, picked it up and said to the policeman. "oh look its a little bit of a willow tree" needles to say the policemen left him to his tomfoolery and he waddled home sans bollard!
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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 23:58,
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