Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Run-ins with the LawI was pulled over in one of the customary RIDE stops here one night (the police periodically set up stops where they check everyone for drunk driving). Thing was I was on my way home from working a shift at a K-9 security company and i happened to have a 145lb rottweiler in the back of my car. The cop stopped me and walked up to the window and stuck his head in to sniff for alcohol just as the rottie decided to pop his massive head out my window for a quick pet. This scared the shit out of the cop and he promptly allowed me to continue on my way. Little did the cop know, the dog was one of the friendliest dogs i have ever known unless he was in work mode, which he wasn't.
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rawr isn't really here., Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:52,
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