Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Not a good storyBut anyone who knows Cambridge will know Parker's Piece, the huge green accross the road from the swimming pool that stretches over to Pizza Hut. Or it might be Jesus Green, the names are all pretty confusing. Anyway, since we never have an empty enough house, we always seem to go out for joints (which really annoys me because it's easy to get caught and you have to move a lot) and that's our usual place for it. I don't think you can get more suspicious looking than we are there. On about the third time this happens, two coppers walk past us, about 3 meters away, and we collectively shat ourselves. They didn't see or (more likely) couldn't be arsed, and didn't come over at all. I went back a week later and discovered there's a police station next to the green, which we'd been smoking right in front of before. Teenage stupidity knows no bounds.
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Whillow, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 4:46,
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