Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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This happened when I was a wee 14 year oldMe and some friends went for a walk in the woods. There is a bridge that connects one side of the woods to another and underneath that bridge, there is a road. We stopped for a rest while looking down at the cars go past, when 15 minutes later these two young Policemen came out the bushes. Apparently, one of the drivers saw us throw stones of the bridge(which we didn't). They took our names and numbers, then the conversation went something like this:
"You were throwing stones of this bridge weren't you"
"No we weren't"
"Yes you were, don't talk shit"
"We didn't"
"Yes you did, now go home and fuck off you little gobshites"
Which we did, fearing we would be locked away.
/I have never, ever been so shocked and insulted by the Police, as I have with those two rookies.
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karatesausage, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:15,
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