Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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ooh, ooh, just remembered onejust turned 18. my friend decided to take everything in the medicine cabinet (this is what he told us days later) before going to the pub.
needless to say it mixed very poorly with alchohol.
first of all he smashed a shop window with his fist. the pain from his cut hand calmed him down for a bit, but we got thrown out of all the pubs for the pools of blood he left everywhere, so myself and another friend took him to A&E and had him patched up
on the way home the pain killers they gave him set him off again and we had to wrestle him to the ground as he tried to take out a huge shop window.
eventually an onlooker phoned the bizzies who turned up in full riot gear in the big, protected van to see 2 men violently pinning another to the pavement.
it was looking like a beating and a night in the cells for all of us.
fortunatly, it being quite a small town, someone had phoned off-his-head-friend's mum who turned up just after the riot van, rescued us all and drove everyone home
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 16:32,
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