Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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An alcohol induced brush with the rozzers....We used to stay at my mates house every Sat night when we 14/15 cos his mum spent all weekend at her boyfriends, imagine about 15 teenagers, all wanting booze.I was the only one who looked old enough and could get served, so I got sent to the offie with a long list and pockets full of coins whilst the rest of them waited outside. I came out one night, laden down with about half a dozen bags of cheap booze, only to find everyone had gone.There was a police car parked across the road so they'd scarpered. Luckily the cops were too busy interrogating some vandals to notice me and my bags of illegal liquor and walking home scot free my friends all peeled out from behind tree's and bus shelters and from peoples gardens so I looked like some wierd alcohol type pied piper.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 22:21, Reply)
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