Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Well once in my youth (well a couple of months ago)The local school was holding a pta meeting. It was the middle of summer and they had the window open, so i decided it would be funny if i crept up to the window and made the weirdest noise i know (a kind of Yeeeeeeeee-Ahhhhhhhhh noise) so i did it then run. Anyway, ten minutes later i decided to do it again, only this time someone jumped out of the window and chased me all the way down the road, i managed to get away and out of nowhere the guy appears in a taxi cab. So he gets out of the cab and flashes his badge, then asks me if i thought it was funny, i said yes cos i did, then he told me it wasnt and let me go. I then puked cos i had run like half a mile at full pelt.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 23:47, Reply)
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