Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Gentle plod japeMy mate Jock, after many pints of Thatchers cider, decided to cycle our other friends BMX home. Down a very steep hill in central Bristol. And met two of the finest coming up. Luckily he managed to brake before collision, whereupon they asked "if you don't think you've had too much to drink to be in charge of a bicycle, sir?". Jock replied (in broad Scots accent) "Of course not officer, for I can do an endo" (dodge 80's move, though this was the 90's and we were all quite old, hence our terminology possibly being out of date). He then front-wheelied (from a standing start) and of course came crashing down with his face on a pair of size 9's. We were all allowed to go on our way owing to both policemen cracking up.
Are they atill called endo's then or what?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 14:05, Reply)
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