kind of me, kind of not, but at uni....
it was a mates 21st, we'd been smoking all day, and drinking all day, went to the union to continue til closing time, when we decided to go to the party he was holding at his house. On the walk there, we all thought we'd take the shortcut through the (locked) park, and proceeded to clamber over a 10ft metal gate (quite a feat in that state!), walking thru the park, trying not to get attacked by tramps, we thought it would be a good idea to turn up with a memorable 21st present for my mate, at 2am there weren't many options, but a massive bench, between 8 or so of us, seemed appropriate, plus it'd give us somewhere to collapse at his party. So we carried this bench through the park, and got it over the fence out of the park, and were merrily walking up the street carrying it, needless to say, right on cue, the local law enforcement officers drive past in their motor, we drop the bench, and leg it, except one of my mates doesn't leg it very well at all, and gets collared. The law had some words, drove him back to the bench, made him help carry the bench back to the park and chuck it back over the fence! He didn't get arrested, but the 2 cops gave him some student bashing verbals whilst depositing the bench back in the park - but the funniest thing was, another of my friends came out of hiding, stopped the police car with my friend in the back, and asked directions to the party!
Sorry about long post, it was funny, honest!!!
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